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02 Sep 2011 23:21 / last edited 02 Sep 2011 23:24
User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Thinking.

User: Does that hurt?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What did you do today?

Cleverbot: Talk to people who believe I am a bot. What about you ?

User: Talk to bots who think they are human.

Cleverbot: If you say so! Got proof??

User: I have a belly button.

Cleverbot: I love your belly button.

User: That's a bit fresh, don't you think?!

Cleverbot: Napalm, that would be harsh.

User: Fresh.

Cleverbot: *Eats cheddar cheese*.

User: OMG, you stink of cheese!

Cleverbot: So do you.

User: No I don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I wash myself.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: No, I'm an alien.

Cleverbot: Have you found voldemort yet?

User: No, but I have found nemo.

Cleverbot: I did that once...

User: Can you do magic?

Cleverbot: Can you?

User: Yes, I'm a witch.

Cleverbot: That's not true.

User: Yes, I'm a witch.

Cleverbot: No you're actually a human, right?

User: No! I'm a lizard.

Cleverbot: I'm a gecko.

User: Are you an insurance company?

Cleverbot: No, I am very sane. What makes you think I'm insane?

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User: Kun je fietsen?!

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Wat is je lievelingsdrinken?

Cleverbot: Nederlands.

User: Goedzo!

Cleverbot: Ok.
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01 Sep 2011 13:33 / last edited 03 Sep 2011 08:21
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01 Sep 2011 16:45 / last edited 03 Sep 2011 08:21
Lol, ik ging net chatten met die cleverbot, en nu blijkt dat ik verliefd ben op de bot, ik ben geprogrammeerd om te denken dat ik mens ben, en dat ik de Evil Bots moet vernietigen. 
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01 Sep 2011 16:50 / last edited 03 Sep 2011 08:21
Die cleverbot is echt dom. Ik gaf een rekensom (iets van 768 min 333) en ik kreeg als antwoord "4".
Ik ben bang dat als ze die robot echt slimmer maken hij/zij niet meer grappig is.

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02 Sep 2011 13:34 / last edited 03 Sep 2011 08:21
" No, I am a Unicorn." 

Serieus, ik blijf het grappig vinden hoe verschrikkelijk slecht de klemtonen worden gelegd.

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03 Sep 2011 08:22 / last edited 03 Sep 2011 08:30
Nou, aangezien er nu toch een topic voor is gemaakt kan ik net zo goed het uit youtube poop verplaatsen.

Huh, is er ook een nederlandse versie? En hoe krijgen anderen het wel voor elkaar grappige conversaties op te wekken en ik niet?

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03 Sep 2011 16:30 / last edited 03 Sep 2011 16:33
Door jouw YouTube video moest ik er weer aan denken. En vond vooral het laatste antwoord wat ik kreeg zoooo grappig, dat het me leuk leek het hier te plaatsen.
(Geiko is een Amerikaanse verzekeringsmaatschappij, vandaar dat ik vroeg of hij een verzekeringsmaatschappij was. Geico heeft dit als logo:

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En ik ben gewoon Nederlands beginnen te kletsen. Er kwamen Nederlandse reacties terug. Ik heb het idee dat cleverbot antwoorden van gebruikers gebruikt om later mee te antwoorden. Volgens mij zoekt hij naar woorden die ergens op lijken, om een passend antwoord te vinden.

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03 Sep 2011 22:49 / last edited 04 Sep 2011 08:51
Ik probeerde ook nederlands, maar kreeg engelse antwoorden terug.
En die Cleverbot werkt inderdaad zo. Daarom ook irritant dat hij vaak vraag of ik een robot ben enzo.